I would like everyone to admit, right now, that there is something, in their heart of hearts, that they would like to do before they die but may be too ashamed to admit it. I am not ashamed to say that it has been one of my greatest ambitions, for the better part of 12 years, to start a slow clap.
Observe.
I know, right? I KNOW! But what kind of an event do I save a good slow clap for??? I've been looking for it for so long, I think I will just know it when it happens.