Are you having trouble coming up with a fantastic costume idea, for Halloween? Or any other costume related occasion? I've got some ideas for you! And all you need is newspaper, toilet paper, the occasional pot of flowers, and some genius teenage girls. It's very easy.
You could be a:
MODEST laughing mermaid.
See? It's just like I said, easy.
Also, if you are concerned about dehydration in the Christmas present costume, there's an app for that.