So, it appears that the ducks have graduated from basic (that was FAST!) and are now celebrating the event with a parade! I think 76 trombones will be here in a minute.

Oh wait. Or. You know what? Oh dear. 
I think they may be taking him to burn at the stake. Or hang at the gallows.
This could definitely be a lynch mob.
I'm almost sure of it now.
If you squint really hard and turn your head slightly to the right, you can kind of see the pitchforks and torches. This is a sad turn of events for the First Annual Rubber Duckie Basic Combat Training Initiative.

Oh well.